Empty Nest and All The Rest
Wed, Jul 15
|Camden Opera House
If you’ve ever been a parent, or simply have parents, you won’t want to miss Clay Hausmann’s acclaimed one-man comedy show. “Empty Nest is an engaging piece of stagecraft that mines the comedic gold (and sentimental diamonds) of the universal experience of all parents."
Time & Location
Jul 15, 2026, 7:30 PM – 9:00 PM
Camden Opera House, 29 Elm St, Camden, ME 04843, USA
About the Event
This hilarious one-man comedy show was born one August afternoon when 22 years of parenting came to a sudden and thankless end. These same children...the ones who thought pushing a garbage can 100 feet to the curb qualified as "doing chores"...the ones who considered your leftover pizza "available for anyone," but their party size bag of pita chips (that YOU paid for) not to be touched...just up and left for their $80,000/year college. Thank god you hung onto the streaming service passcodes, otherwise you might never hear from them.
Now it's just you and your wife. The kids have been gone for a month and you're out of topics. “Does she really want to know if I think she looks good in that pair of overalls?”
Welcome to Empty Nest and All the Rest.